Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
Rivaille just loves to scare Eren
it’s fucking adorable how Eren tries to act tough all the time and when he sees Levi he just tenses up like a nervous kitten
i’d be scared too if i was kicked in the face 18 motherfucking times by alternate universe napoleon goddammit